2025 Summer Transfer Thread. 😂

[Kjell]

18 minutes ago, DE. said:

Tavares also hyped up as a big talent when he joined... within two months he can't even get into this team. Embarrassing.

Funnily enough, I received a phone call this evening from someone presenting themselves as BRFC Privy. I could swear it was a lady pretending to be a man. Anyway, the point is that they wanted me to pass on that Tavares, although he has good knowledge of the English language, is the only one of our new signings who hasn't found a proper house yet. He is also investigating the reasons behind his lack of intensity, including whether buying a new Tesla might be a contributing factor, as well as other aspects like mattresses and food. 

As I understand it, things get complicated because his girlfriend isn't settled in the area and wants to move to Scandinavia, and he feels very let down by Travis leaving, as well as the pitch at Ewood.

I am certainly not claiming any ITK - no badge necessary - just passing on information that might settle some nerves. Our data approach only fails in one of ten cases, and money, of course, cannot buy success.

[Andy]

2 minutes ago, Kjell said:

Funnily enough, I received a phone call this evening from someone presenting themselves as BRFC Privy. I could swear it was a lady pretending to be a man. Anyway, the point is that they wanted me to pass on that Tavares, although he has good knowledge of the English language, is the only one of our new signings who hasn't found a proper house yet. He is also investigating the reasons behind his lack of intensity, including whether buying a new Tesla might be a contributing factor, as well as other aspects like mattresses and food. 

As I understand it, things get complicated because his girlfriend isn't settled in the area and wants to move to Scandinavia, and he feels very let down by Travis leaving, as well as the pitch at Ewood.

I am certainly not claiming any ITK - no badge necessary - just passing on information that might settle some nerves. Our data approach only fails in one of ten cases, and money, of course, cannot buy success.

Hang on, did this really happen, or are you taking the piss?

I've had a long day, I genuinely can't tell.

[Kjell]

1 minute ago, Andy said:

Hang on, did this really happen, or are you taking the piss?

I've had a long day, I genuinely can't tell.

I'm sorry; I should have realized it's late! I guess we've all had 15 very long years.

[DE.]

42 minutes ago, Kjell said:

Funnily enough, I received a phone call this evening from someone presenting themselves as BRFC Privy. I could swear it was a lady pretending to be a man. Anyway, the point is that they wanted me to pass on that Tavares, although he has good knowledge of the English language, is the only one of our new signings who hasn't found a proper house yet. He is also investigating the reasons behind his lack of intensity, including whether buying a new Tesla might be a contributing factor, as well as other aspects like mattresses and food. 

As I understand it, things get complicated because his girlfriend isn't settled in the area and wants to move to Scandinavia, and he feels very let down by Travis leaving, as well as the pitch at Ewood.

I am certainly not claiming any ITK - no badge necessary - just passing on information that might settle some nerves. Our data approach only fails in one of ten cases, and money, of course, cannot buy success.

You know what, whilst you clearly jest, with the current state of the club I could still believe this. 

[Kjell]

4 minutes ago, DE. said:

You know what, whilst you clearly jest, with the current state of the club I could still believe this. 

I guess there is a genuine sadness behind the mask of every jester. They have held our club hostage for 15 years, and I sincerely hope we will reclaim it one day. Perhaps there is one last fight left in us fans?

[John]

[davulsukur]

16 hours ago, John said:

"No-OnE KnEw HoW ImPoRtAnT HyAm WaS tO tHe TeAm"
I'm sure Pasha would come out with some crap like that.

[K-Hod]

1 hour ago, davulsukur said:

"No-OnE KnEw HoW ImPoRtAnT HyAm WaS tO tHe TeAm"
I'm sure Pasha would come out with some crap like that.

Never mind Pasha, some of the fans as well!

[RevidgeBlue]

26 minutes ago, K-Hod said:

Never mind Pasha, some of the fans as well!

Tbf I didnt think he was that great when he was here, (probably gained a new lease of life from being out of this madhouse) BUT I think everyone was unanimous in thinking it was madness to release him at that stage of the window without any replacement.

 

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

3 minutes ago, RevidgeBlue said:

Tbf I didnt think he was that great when he was here, (probably gained a new lease of life from being out of this madhouse) BUT I think everyone was unanimous in thinking it was madness to release him at that stage of the window without any replacement.

 

Don’t worry we’ll be able to get O’Riordan back in January. It’ll be like signing a new player !